g-uccinigga: Does anyone else find it really awkward when you’re trying to explain what tumblr is to people because it actually sounds just really shit
ive never wanted to disappear so bad.
plot twist: london opening ceremony, jk rowling flies in on a broom, carrying the torch, and declares quidditch will be a sport in the london olympic games.
i dont wanna be in love. i don't think i'm tough...
I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.– - one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey bahahahahaha. (via housewifeswag)
If I didn’t think, I’d be much happier.– Sylvia Plath (via lungs-)